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Who am I? by Miz Pink

On my last day of being in more or less total control of the blog I thought I’d do something a little different. A get to know me kind of thing.

So, Deke has his profile on the blog and all that, so even though he hasn’t given up his name or anything, you at least know some basics. As Deke point out here, I’m a little more protective of my identity than even he is. But recently, our friendly Deacon Blue passed along a bit of “fan mail” where some guy was asking all about me. I fear it’s probably some pervy web stalker but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and just assume he’s  a 12 year old kid hopped up on his raging hormones and lacking in his “home training.” Anyhoo, his questions maybe can provide an entertaining jumping off place for you to learn a tiny bit more about me. You’ve been listening to me for a week now while I was filling in for Deke…the least I can do is pull back the curtains a tiny bit.

Here’s the little weiner’s questions, pulled out of his rambling and rather yuckey e-mail message (I guess Deke deleted a comment from him earlier and banned him and that wasn’t enough to stop him tryin) and my answers to them. I’ll throw in a couple more details at the end of all this to flesh things out:

  • hey Hot Pink! Blue Balls has email how can I contact you?

Try reaching me at notinthislifetime@not-a-chance.net

  • ur sexy what are you measurments? thats a hot stripper name Miz Pink where do you do your dancin

I’m 5’8″ tall and wear a size 8 1/2 shoe. Probably not the measurements you were hoping for though. You won’t get anything else. Not sure on what basis you think I’m sexy. I’ve posted a lot of photos with my posts but considering how different they are I think you might have figured out that none of them are me. Unless you think I can change my shape at will.

As for my name, emphasize the MIZ when you speak to me…as in Ms. cuz I ain’t your tart. And I don’t strip. Keep dreaming. As for what my job is? Dont worry about it. It’s legal and it doesn’t have any sexual overtones. And after making fun of my Miz Pink name I don’t want to hear any jokes about my other handle, Inda Pink, either. Nothing about getting “inda my” you-know-what or anything like that. I’m “Inda Pink” as in “in the pink” as in feeling good, feeling strong. More than I can say for your empty little self.

  • is ur hair really pink?

Okay, finally a question that doesn’t offend me. Like my name the pictures reflect my somewhat girly nature. I like pink. I also like jewelry and I don’t go out without makeup. Sue me. (I also like punk rock and political rap. NASCAR and hockey. Single-malt scotch and Guiness.) So I found a lot of pix of gals with pink hair at first for my posts. I’m moving on to a lot of other pictures with different pink thing in them. But yes, there is a little pink in my real hair. Just not the whole thing.

  • whats ur race? how old are you?

Are you compiling a dating profile? I’m married so forget it. Okay, race. Didn’t I already say I like NASCAR? Formula 1 racing just ain’t my thing. Ohhhhhhhh, you mean biologically? The human race. Didn’t think that was so hard to figure out. No many space aliens blogging right now. Oh, you mean skin color/ethnicity/etc. Gotcha. Not telling. Deke already has the diversity thing locked down here being white with black wife and biracial kids. Whatever color and cultural background(s) I’m made of, all you need to know is that I’m proud of them.

As for age I’m more than old enough to drink. Way too young to join AARP. And probably old enough to be your mother based on the maturity your questions so far.

  • ur husband sir pink must be a pussy. hit me up if you want a man who likes women.

I doubt you know how to properly handle a woman who isn’t inflatable. And you probably couldn’t keep her either. Love how when you dissed Deke you at least capitalized your name for him as Blue Balls. Yet you get my hubby’s nickname right and lowercase it. Subconsciously projecting our own inadequacies are we? I call him Sir Pink the same reason Deke calls his wife Mrs. Blue…to make the connection to us through our respective color-based names. I think the last guy who touched my butt in public might have something to say about how much a pussy my hubby is but I’m not sure if they’ve unwired the guy’s jaw yet.

Okay, that’s enough publicity for the never to be seen around these parts again pervy guy and/or hormonal teen. Here are some shocking facts that you might not have realized about me:

  • Favorite color: Pink
  • Favorite musical artist: Pink (that’s a joke, though I think she’s cool)
  • Religion: Christian
  • Relationship status: Married
  • Kids: As of June 2008, 2 running aroud, 1 inside the oven
  • Gender: Female

Okay, here are some things you really might not have known, but maybe they’ll provide context for my posts in the future:

Family: Both my parents are still alive. They were pretty stern when I was growing up but they’ve softened up a bit since the grandkids came along. Daddy’s a law and order type. Mom’s an artistic type. How’d they get together? Don’t ask. I have a young brother, younger sister and an older sister. Both my folks had lots of siblings so family reunions require public parks or social halls. I come from working class roots overall but I wasn’t the first kid to go to college in my family. I was married previously and divorced but not planning on letting the current hubby get away. And that’s why he has one of those house arrest elecrtonic gizmos strapped to his ankle and linked to my cell phone.

Political Beliefs: Liberal. Very. Sometimes Democrat, sometimes Green, sometimes niether. I think war is stupid. I think prisons make people worse. The embargo against Cuba is stupid. Nuclear weapons are stupid (though I’m willing to bend a tiny bit on nuclear power). I think we’re all going to be under water soon if we don’t start taking global warming seriously. I think we rely too much on oil and natural gas. I think the mentally ill are getting hosed in this country. And kids. And animals. And trees.

Religious Beliefs: I believe in the Bible being the word of God and this often clashes with my political views but that’s cool. Let’s leave it at that and you can judge the rest based on my posts around here.

Pets: Three cats, one of which might actually be clinically sane. When he’s not on catnip at least. Also three fish, who live in fear of their lives every time the cats mosey up to the aquarium. Miscallaneous dust bunnies under the furniture. One imaginary dog owned by my daughter.

Hopefully, this will satsify all curiosity assuming you had any to begin with. I’m out. Lets roll out the RED CARPET for Deke’s imminent return to the blog…

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7 Responses to “Who am I? by Miz Pink”


  1. June 9, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Where did you get your blog layout from? I’d like to get one like it for my blog.

  2. 2 Deacon Blue
    June 9, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Well folks, I guess you like Miz Pink. I mean, it’s NOT as if she’s been an anchor around the ankle of my site traffic with her weekly post, so I know she wasn’t an problem for any of you, but with me being gone a whole week, more of you actually tuned into her than to me. I was really surprised to see how much she actually boosted traffic. Hey, I don’t take it personally…don’t get me wrong. I’ve had some huge spikes in traffic for various topics so I know I hit some veins and hot spots fairly often. But looking at the 8 or 9 days previous to my vacation and the 8 days that Miz Pink has posted, there’s been more than an 80% increase in the warm bodies checking this place out. And we’re not even done with the total hits for today so that is probably only going to go up.

    So, should I take this as a hint that Miz Pink needs to show up more than once a week or so (which has been the system prior to me taking this past week off)?

    I’d love to hear from you about that, and maybe I can find a creative way to work her in more often without cutting into my ranting time much. 😉

  3. 3 Deacon Blue
    June 9, 2008 at 11:20 am

    @ Eric Lee:

    It’s just one of the standard templates available at WordPress, though I haven’t seen very many WordPress-hosted blogs using it.

  4. 4 crys
    June 9, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    wow, i had no idea deacon blue was white! now, i’m in deep thought with myself as to why that is even relevant – but very interesting, nonetheless.

  5. 5 Deacon Blue
    June 9, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    It largely doesn’t matter crys…only reasons I’ve made a point of mentioning my race and that of my wife and kids in my profile and some of my posts is that:

    – I have a substantial number of African-American blogs on my blogroll and I comment regularly at a couple of them, and the last thing I want people to do at some point is say, “I think you’re white perpetrating to be a black man.” I figure it’s better if I’m clear about my race so that there is no sense that I’m trying to pretend to be something I’m not, be flagged as a troll, etc.

    – I think it’s also important that people don’t assume I’m black because then there may be expectations that I am more conversant with certain aspects of, say, the black churches in America than I actually am.

    – Racial issues are pretty important to me, obviously…given the makeup of my family…particularly issues related to blacks, and I think it’s good to know that I approach the issue from a viewpoint that is more than just a white guy looking in at black issues from a completely outside position. I’m not just a curious specatator with mere curiosity.

  6. 6 Inda Pink
    June 9, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    You could just let me take over completely and call the blog “Holy Crap from Miz Pink”. I’ll let you post once or twice a week.
    😉


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