11
Dec
08

The Lighter Side of Hell

Since I’ve been talking about Hell a fair amount lately, and since not everyone reads my novel, here’s another post for today. Something that will I hope give at least a few people a chuckle.

In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

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2 Responses to “The Lighter Side of Hell”


  1. 1 societyvs
    December 11, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    White heaven and White hell – all the minorities must be stuck in purgatory (lol).

  2. 2 Deacon Blue
    December 11, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    If so, they might have gone there on purpose figuring that purgatory was better than being somewhere where there’s too many white folks about.
    😉

    Yeah, the lists are definitely Eurocentric in terms of ethnicity but its safer to deal in cultural stereotypes without getting myself in serious hot water with the missus if I keep it limited to mostly white-themed groups.


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