Never Let Billy Ray Cyrus Breed Again by Miz Pink

I know I’m a little out of the pop culture loop since I’m not like a teen…or twentysomething…or whatever…but Billy Ray Cyrus has another daughter beside Miley? And she’s younger? And she’s even more tawdry and outrageous?

Dear God please sterilize Billy Ray now. The whole Hannah Montana thing was bad enough but now there’s another kid whose gonna build up even more controversy before she gets double digits for her age?

Seems that this little prepubescent tramp to be pole dances, sings raunchy songs, dressed as a dominatrix one Halloween and…did I mention she is only NINE years old?

And now she’s going to model lingerie…and worse yet its a lingerie line for CHILDREN!

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Stop this!!!!

I swear if I were God I’d be raining fire and brimstone on Billy Ray, every agent and executive and lawyer who green lighted this crap and Miley too for being a poor role model.

What kind of daddy lets his daughters do such things? Didn’t he get enough money from the song Achy Break Heart alone? Do we need to take up a collection for his rent money so that he can spend more time with his girls?

I swear I’d sooner have my child lobotomized before I’d let her do this in the public eye. And apparently somebody already lobotomized Bill Ray Cyrus.

6 Responses to “Never Let Billy Ray Cyrus Breed Again by Miz Pink”

  1. 1 societyvs
    February 5, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    LOL – I am totally against using children like that also

  2. 2 Deacon Blue
    February 5, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    Boy, you’ve got pop culture, bad parenting, slutty tendencies and other US magazine-style wonderfulness. Glad to see you were serious about keeping the random Pink-ness going…


  3. February 6, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    These will be the same parents who wonder why and how their daughter was kiddnapped and/or raped by some crazy waking around preying on little children.

  4. 4 Inda Pink
    February 7, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    Agreed Kera.


    Deke, all I can say is that I am insulted by your suggestion that I read “Us” magazine. I only read two magazines regularly. “People” and “Bitch”



  5. February 7, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    where are their moms? where is the DCF?????

  6. 6 Deacon Blue
    February 8, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Family services can’t touch the unassailable fortress of Billy Ray Cyrus, his elder girl’s Hannah Montana empire, and the fiefdom of her little sister!

    But if the mom (or moms, depending) are active, I’m just assuming they’re going for the gravy train just like dad is. Pimping your kids is the way to go in the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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