Name Game

Hawa shamlessly stole this idea from another blogger because she didn’t have any other inspiration for the day herself on October 24.

Now I’m going to even more shamelessly steal it myself out of sheer laziness. 😉 It’s of those kind of days…still catching up on work and not enough time to do deep-thinking kind of things. I do have another installment of Cleansed By Fire ready, but to avoid overloading people (especially those who don’t follow it), I’ll keep that one in my pocket until tomorrow or Wednesday.

1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Jerry Sentra

2. Your gangsta name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Cookie Dough Loafer
Second choice would have been Neopolitan Sneaker. Which also doesn’t sound very gangster.

3. Your Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal): Khaki Wolf

4. Your soap opera name (your middle name, city where you were born): Douglas Fridley

5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Bouje

6. Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Ale
Favorite drink? I don’t see how that could make ANY decent superhero name. Yellow Milk? Red Tequila? Green Pepsi? I suggest, instead, that instead of “favorite drink” it be “the first kind of weather, natural disaster or ecological feature that springs to mind.” In which case I would be Blue Earthquake.

7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers): Joseph Alphonse

8. Dancer name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Patchouli Reeses
I’m not sure this works for guys, you know…I suppose this could be the name of the stripper that I will max out my credit card for to keep getting lap dances.

9. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Banchero Boston

10. Spy name (your favorite season or holiday, favorite flower): Autumn Orchid
Works great if you’re a woman, but I can’t see this ever generating a masculine name. So for us men, this category should generate the name of our lover if we were a spy. For men, I suggest the following for a male spy name…First name of an actor you really like, then the name of the first nation that comes to mind. In which case I am Harrison France, I guess.

11. Cartoon name (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Raspberry Boxers
Does this mean I have to start dating Strawberry Shortcake?

12. Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Raisin Bran Oak
Of course, it won’t sound very hippie if you ate any kind of meat for breakfast and choose that…Bacon Yew, anyone? Sausage Maple? Ham Willow? Steak and Eggs Pine?

13. Movie star name (first pet, first street where you lived): Jerry Essex
Couldn’t tell you what street I first lived on. Essex is the first one I remember, though.

Feel free to join in on the comments with your own names, folks…

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